AGuyAcrossTheInternet

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[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 8 points 6 months ago

You don't have to worry for long, trust the German on this one. You just have to wait for France, Russia, the UK and the US to come and—

Oh riiiight…

[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 30 points 6 months ago

And for how long will they be optional this time?

[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 10 points 6 months ago

The neat part about this language is that these words started existing properly at the very moment I've typed them out.

Now if I get enough people to use it so that they turn up in the Duden, they become entirely official.

[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 41 points 6 months ago

It's simple, you use 'der' when using 'the' is appropriate. 'Die', on the other hand, is equivalent to 'the' and takes those places instead. Then comes 'das' which means 'the' and you can just map that to its English equivalent.

Hope it helps! :)

[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 22 points 6 months ago (4 children)

For feeling like you have to live in a German fairy tale. The cat one would be the Haustierbesitzerverbrennungsprozessbeobachtung, the other would be the Märchenschreiberangststörung. Silly, that's German 101!

[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 26 points 6 months ago (6 children)

We äctually have a word for zhis, "Märchenbuchlebenswegbeschreitungszwang"!

[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 26 points 6 months ago (7 children)

And yet I somehow have a very nagging feeling that they screw it up somehow. Either some expansions missing, lincensed content packs (like the Ikea one) not available or some financial decision that will bleed any fan dry more than anything.

[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Let's see when the "one account does all" model makes a return and becomes mandatory.

I give it until 2026.

[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bis die sich dazu aufgerafft haben, sich wieder mal zu organisieren, gibt es doch schon wieder den übernächsten Kanzler!

[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 15 points 6 months ago

Ja, die "Ich bin kein Rassist aaaaaaber"-Riege möchte ja auch Präsenz zeigen!

[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 8 points 6 months ago

"We clown in this mf. Take yo sensitive ass back to hell!" — Ronald McDonald, 2025 EIEIO

[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 2 points 7 months ago

Ja, das ist wohl richtig. Ich habe auch nie mit VMs gearbeitet, ich hab mir das Fenster doch auf's Metall geklebt. Vom Mac bin ich weggekommen, ich bin halt jetzt wohl nach dem Ende des Supports für eine Weile der Offlinenutzer.

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