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MAQUIS TERRORISTS ARE FLOODING THE DMZ AND BORING BENJAMIN SISKO IS DOING NOTHING ABOUT IT in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Let's not forget the matter of Jake Sisko's PADD. He spent HOW much latinum on holosuites and the Dabo table?

bronck mandible in c/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns@hexbear.net

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Slab Bulkhead!

Fridge Largemeat!

Punt Speedchunk!

Butch Deadlift!

Bold Bigflank!

Splint Chesthair!

Flint Ironstag!

Bolt Vanderhuge!

Thick McRunfast!

Blast Hardcheese!

Buff Drinklots!

Trunk Slamchest!

Fist Rockbone!

Stump Beefknob!

Smash Lampjaw!

Punch Rockgroin!

Buck Plankchest!

Stump Chunkmen!

Dirk Hardpec!

Rip Steakface!

Slate Slabrock!

Crud Bonemeal!

Brick HardMeat!

Rip Slagcheek!

Punch Sideiron!

Gristle McThornbody!

Slate Fistcrunch!

Buff Hardback!

Bob Johnson! (Oh, wait...)

Blast Thickneck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Squatthrust!

Lump Beefbroth!

Touch Rustrod!

Reef Blastbody!

Big McLargeHuge!

Smoke ManMuscle!

Eat Punchbeef!

Hack Blowfist!

Roll Fizzlebeef!

(CW: Animal Death) I Need a Hug in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You gave a living, feeling, thinking creature a better life than most will ever experience, and in doing so, made the world a better place for everyone who got to know her.

Between this and the capsaicin chip, maybe you should have some regulatory entity checking foods in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

The 🍋 were all stolen by 🍋-stealing whores.

look at my western "leftist" posters dude in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Has he responded to that at all? Or is he just trying to pretend it never came up?

I thought this was a masterfully written work of satire until I noticed it was from The Spectator. in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hunter Biden is just Jordan Peterson on an all-pussy diet.

When Should Star Trek End? in c/movies@hexbear.net

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Trek, when the ratings fell (Seven of Nine or T'Pol)

Bossy Benjamin Sisko is trying to act like a tough guy again but we all know he is very weak! in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gul Dukat, what do you say to allegations that up to three bars of gold-pressed latinum from your campaign fund were used to pay off Dabo girls with which you'd had affairs?

I have no words to describe this one in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

I'm already working on a fanfic series for the expanded universe.

I have no words to describe this one in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I am once again asking you to READ ANOTHER FUCKING BOOK

I can't think of a title for this but here it is. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

"This apparatus demeans us both, human."

Now that stavvy has a Netflix special, joke comms are banned, and pee pee poo poo, and in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

melon-musk acts like he thinks he's David Xanatos. He'd deny it, but that's how he sees himself.

I wonder if he has an Owen?