The way the world is headed the turtle might outlast the great grandkids
Seriously, he does not look like a dude I'd expect to be an expert in female orgasms
Cheers mate, thanks for giving us the time and energy you have. I hope you find some respite :)
No science here, only bigotry
You don't have to, but it sure helps
Kissed a dude. I'm a dude. He tried to use tongue, I'm a straight guy so that was a nope
Try to remember that next time you're afraid to try something new because you think you'll be bad at it and screw it up.
Cereal from a spear?
Yeah, might as well wait for the sequel now
I'd like to propose a micro-genre: Bromance films
Definition: Two or three characters (who need not actually be men) just getting up to mad shit and being great friends either before or as a result of the journey. Not entirely unlike a buddy cop movie but no need for cops.
Examples: Princess Bride, Road to El Dorado, Emperor's New Groove, Three Musketeers
This micro-genre is absolutely predicated on the quality of it's dialogue but it's some of the best out there.
I love this for you :)
Dudes got a batman level square jaw, god damn