I have often found humans require the ability "make fun of themselves" in order to derive pleasure. For their species this is normal and you should not find it disconcerting.
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Majestically causing everyone to dry heave during the car ride home, even with all the windows rolled down .
Later, but OP would have to wait until later too.
This is the logical answer.
Species 329, the Kazon, were not selected for assimilation, therefore you would not be the first.
And Deadpool
Can't go wrong with Linux Mint. It works pretty much like Windows so there's little relearning needed.
Well, last time I installed it it was easier than Windows. I put it on my Dad's computer and it just works with his printer etc.
A suitable metaphor for this would be saying that you didn't enjoy having to start a Model T Ford with a hand crank so you've refused to drive a car ever since. Reminds my of my Grandfather.
That's clearly fork handles
Many many years ago I gave this book to my mother. Every time she sees an episode she marks it off, and now being 84 every episode is marked off many times over.
I guess an updated version would be too heave to lift, now.
Audible frequencies.