7bicycles

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[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My condolences for being deprived of good soup all your life

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I'm affixing a carla cargo bike trailer upon which my 2 warboys sit to pelt you with expired weiners and stale, hard bread rolls

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I feel like your average 500ml cup with 400ml in there and like a bread roll makes a fine quick streetfood meal. I don't want like a gallon of soup

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I don't think you really need designated lanes, just become less carbrained. No one questions the gaggle of idiots doing 1km trips in their cars that produce 10 times as much congestion as one beer bike, or people just turning a driving lane into impromptu parking because they can't be bothered to get a parking spot. This clearly wasn't about smooth traffic flow, this was to placate malding car drivers

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (8 children)

When I did eventually find streetfood soup I was just given what is basically your standard waxed paper soda cup except not filled to the top so you could hold it there and a flat wooden spoon which supermarkets here sell for like 0,30€ for their salads and that worked out fine.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You can theoretically ship of theseus a steel bike into pretty much forever, the question is whether that actually happens. I know when I wanted to get one of my frames welded back together every bike shop refused on insurance based reasons, which is where I assume most people stop trying and just scrap it whichever way, because at that point you either gotta know how to weld or know a guy or business who's happy to do under the table deals for this type of thing and also trusts you won't rat them out

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (8 children)

You mean like the beer bikes where you collectively pedal a giant ass contraption while getting shitfaced or more like this type of stuff but it serves drinks?

Beer bikes have mostly disappeared by being banned via local ordinance because it held up actual traffic, like some guy driving his car across town to get a doner kebap, the latter you do see occasionally but they're often more of a coffee bike and we also sell Aperol Spritzes and some bottled beer type thing

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Half these criticisms feel odd. I can't manufacture new hotdogs in my street food stand, they're coming from somewhere offsite anyways, seems easy enough to replicate with soup.

Cooking is just sort of dangerous to begin with, I feel like "Stable surface, possibly a cage, for big pot" is rather more a solved issue

I think you might be on to something with the water thing though, that could be a problem. 800 hotdogs seems a lot easier to transport than 400L of soup.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

aren't they usually like 1 man operations or self employed?

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I'm thinking more like urban center, pedestrianized spaces here honestly, not so much Ex-Urb with a foodtruck if that helps contextualize it.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Would you say that streetfood is more of a treat or more of a part of life?

I know it's a treat for me, but that's genuinely because there's so few "healthy" options going on with it that it sort of fulfills it's own prophecy, I can't eat a hotdog or a hamburger anytime I'm in town, I sure could eat a soup though. Healthiest option here, barring salads from fast food chains or such, is usually a falafel wrap and while that at least comes with veggies and no meat, it's still deep fried and all.

 

When the spotlights to out I'm invisible,
I'm a superstar, baby, you can google that,
My guest bathroom, full of my trophies,
neon coloured outfit so nobody misses me,
broken voice, because I'm talking way to loud,
I've gotta be an individual, otherwise they'll change me out
I'll stand on a table or start to throw fists
Why again is the conversation not about me?

I wave with both arms like a shipbroken man,
if everybody isn't looking I'm not really there,
I have 3 siblings but I am only child,
The only thing, that shuts me up is:

Applause, Applause, Applause,
Applause, Applause, Applause,
Applause, Applause, Applause,
is Applause, Applause, Applause,

Applause is a drug, the first hit comes free
Straight from the delivery room my first word was "me"
"Mama, watch jump this" she says "Super, dear"
"There is no boy on the world that does it as well as you"
Crayon-paintings nicer than the garbage at the louvre
Gold medals for my first attemps maneouvering,
I stare at my watch as soon as other people talk,
and because I can't be seen I'm afraid of the dark

I wave with both arms like a shipbroken man,
if everybody isn't looking I'm not really there,
I have 3 siblings but I am only child,
he only thing, that shuts me up is:

Applause, Applause, Applause,
Applause, Applause, Applause,
Applause, Applause, Applause,
is Applause, Applause, Applause,

My Therapist looks at me and says "mh-mh, aha"
I look forward to my funeral because I'll be the superstar,
Name your children after me and also some streets in berlin,
For this behaviour, they prescribed ritalin, today

Applause, Applause, Applause,
Applause, Applause, Applause,
Applause, Applause, Applause,
is Applause, Applause, Applause,

 

I've posted about the buffallo before, which is like a relief aid bicycle for poor nations, but here's Seth of Berm Peaks reviewing it, with details I didn't know hitherto. I posted about it before and it is fascinating to me so here you go.

To give context on seth here, he's quite obviously not a comrade, but he's also not a shit. Ad sponsors, yes, but I'd argue he always does point out you don't need all the expensive shit, it's just nice.

I think this might come as close to the nigh-perfect general purpose post-apocalypse vehicle as you can get. Seems thought-through. But read the other threads for possible critcisms on it.

 

There's twelve subsequent parts annoyingly made without a playlist but dude's killing it with these

 

Apparently an adaption of an old yiddish song, arbetslose marsh. You can hear the similarities.

 

You'd think we're all terrible online debatelords but I don't think any of us could beat 5 consecutive comments of "I see you have no more arguments left, good sir, and shall now disengage" while they're too raving mad to actually pull through

 

If you read the general internet it's all mobbed up guys stealing cars from law-abiding single mothers for no reason at all but then again if I believed the general public about parking violation enforcement here in germany I'd come to the conclusion they're the new jews.

So how bad is that whole privatized towing / enforcement thing, really? Is there an actual problem beyond "it's a private company" or is it mostly carbrain tears?

 

You plug this into your bicycle dynamo and out comes electricity to charge your shit with if you're going at least 12kph ~7,5mph.

Very cool for people who do multi day bike tours and having tested one personally: Yeah, rules!

You might have to do some finnicking with a powerbank that doesn't require you to replug it after it stops charging - I mean you're gonna go below 12kph eventually - but hey, you get some volts out of it to keep your phone or whatever other tech going if you're on a multi day ride with sparse outlets

Here's some data if you're into that sort of thing

 

So many songs I'd like to share with people who speak different languages as I figure they'd be super into it but it just doesn't hit the same with the language barrier

 

I am the downtrodden working poor elitist rich urbanite

 

In which some bozo was doing 65kph in a 50kph zone and plowed through a red light that was red for 23 seconds at the point of impact where he killed an 11 year old girl that was crossing it

He got off with 9 months prison suspended and a 6 months driving ban as he argued "the red light was green in his imagination"

motherfucker if that was the case you should be banned from riding a bicycle, too. The fact that this keeps happening and none of the aggrieved parents ever just fucking whack any of thse psychopaths should be considered an enduring miracle by the church

 

Rides his bicycle to all the carbrained right wing events and gets nearly flattened by the Angstpanzer Future Modern 4.0L, yelling hopelessly into the void how the jewish conspiracy of the car has made people soy

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