567PrimeMover

joined 2 years ago
[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

Don't normally like vanity plates but this one definitely gets a pass

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Yeah just get it from the gas station like a normal person

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

If I move too much the grease doesn't congeal the way I like it

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Oof. So You're not actually vaporized like a regular phaser, just sent to O'Brien's shadow realm

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 28 points 2 years ago

who want their Fedussy broke

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago

Well, the "Independent Fact Checkers" claim that South American gnomes don't exist... I think they're trying to cover something up. Anyone want to book tickets with me so that we can see for ourselves?

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Good catch, that's really weird. They must be trying to enhance the battered spouse look because that guys looks like he had his soul sucked out through his nose after enduring a 10 round prize fight

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The salutation for System Administrator day is "Happy System Administrator Day! Hey, since I've got you here do you think you can <insert task here>"

The customary reply is "Thanks! I'll add it to my list"

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The contact patch of a railroad wheel on the rail is only about the size of a dime

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contact_patch

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I can imagine that parcel services see so much weird shit that it might be good to have a generic catch-all message when something unexpected happens.

That or you're gonna have to have a status message for "someone tried to ship 500 ziplock baggies full of astroglide and it took us all afternoon to clean up the sorting machine"

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So there's going to be a fediverse and a mirror fediverse?

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 37 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Having watched videos like Charlie the Unicorn or Badger Badger Badger, I say let the kids have their fun

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