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I love the flat earther energy in this

I don't get it.
The only use for a printer in this situation that I can think of is printing individual video stills and making them into an erotic flick-book, but I'm sure that's not it

sudoers getting renamed to grownups

Be careful who you trust with your data! And back it up

nothatscrazyineedtobefast

As long as they don't find a problem with maltitol. I just discovered "low-sugar" ice creams made using the stuff and they're amazing

It's not zero sugar like erythritol, and it's not as sweet, but I like it

The original article is paywalled (I mean, registration-walled?), this summary is not

404 Media reported that 4chan users claimed to be sharing personal data and selfies from Tea after discovering an exposed database.

No-one suspected Bruce Wayne's "free WiFi for Gotham City" initiative

It doesn't even try?
People are right, this AI thing is overblown

Maybe wearing a different tinfoil hat every day would mess up a person's "fingerprint"

Hmm... How many significant figures of pi was it made to?

I'm not sure how much it would make sense for me as I don't use Nextcloud for anything else