100_percent_a_bot

Nah bro let him cook

Bro is going to sit in a computer for half a year to prepare for the role

Just curious, would a 17 year old with an AK count as a child in this statistic?

Capitalism is when cryptobro scammer defrauds dozens of families and pays methlab oompa loompa in shitcoin

Lurch

Why are people upset about that, it's a good joke

Agreed, special education should be a lot better

Wir wollen es! Wir brauchen es! Meine Taaaaurusssss!

People downvoting this thread because they're not getting that this is satire by the onion makes this post infinitely funnier. Well played OP

*Proceeds to order 30k spare parts for "warranty replacement" to build my own car over a span of 3 years *

Ich mag Züge

I want that shirt