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[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

They must keep their mouths open more than normal frogs just so they can see. Poor creatures.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 79 points 3 months ago (6 children)
  • Take your age
  • Multiply by e^iπ^
  • Add your age
  • Divide by 10
  • Take a card, any card
  • Add the number of years you've been alive
  • Hand me the card
  • Is this your card?
[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Whenever I try building something with wood, I get so frustrated that it's not version controlled. In software, I can fearlessly try dumb stuff because I can just roll it back if it didn't work.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Humans weren't "meant" for anything.

Hi, it's me, the creator. Your purpose is to create entertaining content, but your output has been slipping lately. You live in a simulation created by my multiversal corporation, which didn't meet growth expectations this cycle, so we'll be making some cuts to your simulation's fidelity — just a few fingers and toes for now. Try refocusing your civilization on pumping out Boss Baby movies (they're very popular here!) and we can talk again in 172 of your years.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I think they're referring to A Wizard of Earthsea? It's been on my reading list for a few years now, but I still haven't gotten around to it.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago

Me texting:

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Man Bun™ was created when a regular rabbit ate a radioactive turd. Now he can anthropomorphize at will, leap tall buildings in a single sproing, be super jacked, and destroy his enemies with Mach-5 poops.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Would you have preferred an awk script?

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, exactly. I don't get it.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Hehe, I was just poking fun. I love FOSS and don't disagree intellectually with this stuff, but the way it's presented is a little off-putting to me. A bit too dogmatic for me.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago (4 children)

You can't do incremental builds with just. I don't see how it's a replacement?

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)
  • Free as a bird, and this bird you cannot change
  • Free to do what I want, any old time
  • Free ride, take it easy
  • Ok I ran out of songs now. Free as in malloc?
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