0ndead

joined 1 year ago
[–] 0ndead 14 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I expected my kids to figure out how to bypass my site blocks (All they had to do was change DNS), but they never did. I eventually just turned them off as they got older.

[–] 0ndead 3 points 11 months ago

So, Morse-code but fucking and using low powered cellular signals. I get it. Brilliant

[–] 0ndead 1 points 11 months ago

The more you guys say “Linux is the future”, the more money I make as a winadmin. Please continue 😗

[–] 0ndead 5 points 11 months ago

Dear DOGE, prepare your anuses

[–] 0ndead 48 points 11 months ago (7 children)

He only wants them for organs

[–] 0ndead 16 points 11 months ago

Musk doesn’t have the IQ for this

[–] 0ndead 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hello, it’s me, your Canadian spy. Please let me back in.

[–] 0ndead 20 points 11 months ago

Other side needed get

[–] 0ndead 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My bad, I guess I should RTFA next time

[–] 0ndead 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ah, ok. I guess that counts.

[–] 0ndead 4 points 11 months ago (5 children)

That’s not a “strong earthquake”

[–] 0ndead 1 points 11 months ago

No, I’m positive universal monk has no friends

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