I ain't no bitch
Proceeds to bitch.
Not speaking about the evil empire bit at all, actually (though they are). More so of the security aspect. They're known for cutting corners on security to the point that their security neglect has created the situations needed to cause some of the greatest security vulnerabilities worldwide. Read up on EternalBlue as a good segue.
trusted company to whom I could rely on for my security
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic...
Executive order! Ever heard of it??
What are you going to do... bite them to death?!
They toasted you? Why, that's not but a flesh wound!
I actually really like this idea.
Ah. Yes. I, too, am a knight.
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Ducking machine wide installer...
Edit: hahahahhahaha autocorrect got me, but it's too funny to change hahahaha
They say it "June 1st", as opposed to "1st of June", so it makes sense to write it that way. That, mate, was a hard lesson to learn for me lol.