Floppy drives died decades ago, yet you can still buy the drives and disks, brand new. This end of production will create a void, and it will be filled by someone else. No innovation will occur, but that's not necessarily a bad thing here.
As it should be.
I, uh... I don't think they can read.
We all know that snitches get stitches, always. What you may not know (and Snitching Joe just found out) is that the stitches are sometimes metaphorical.
The same reason why I almost didn't buy it. But I changed my mind after missing a very important sms, because I was at work and couldn't take the phone out of my pocket.
To each their own, for sure, and notifications on the wrist isn't for everyone.
if these are indeed UFOs or alien spacecraft, why are they seemingly targeting only government and official buildings? This raises suspicions that the goal may not be extraterrestrial contact, but rather a strategic attack on important infrastructure, with the intent to disrupt operations and create chaos.

I use a Pine64 watch, and set it as a notification center. It shows me notifications as they come in, so I don't have to take my phone out of my pocket while at work. It allows me to see if the notification is urgent or if it can wait until break. When I'm not at work, I put on an analog watch. I don't use tablets, except for an ereader.
Edit: added link.
CalyxOS, if your posture isn't strick enough to require GrapheneOS (more strict than the Average Joe, but not as strict as Snowden).
Hahaahhahahah!!! I TOTALLY forgot about that swf hahahahahah classic!

Amazon sells new new stock of these, though I can't speak to the quality...