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[–] 01189998819991197253 7 points 1 month ago

Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not to that thing.

  • Dwight Schrute
[–] 01189998819991197253 9 points 1 month ago

The second quote sounded familiar, so I googled it. It is from Proverbs 17:28. I guess Lincoln read his bible.

[–] 01189998819991197253 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But if you combine both together.....

[–] 01189998819991197253 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But the tree doesn't grow out of humans. Only piggies.

[–] 01189998819991197253 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Not if they're slightly hyperbolic.

[–] 01189998819991197253 3 points 1 month ago

They've spent their entire lives bedazzling everything from hair to toenails to purses and beyond. They're not finding the way to de-bedazzle the lights, because they're not looking for one.

[–] 01189998819991197253 3 points 1 month ago

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Thanks, google. I needed that today.

[–] 01189998819991197253 1 points 1 month ago
  1. Wonder what's going on

  2. Google what's going

  3. Find the fandom page

  4. Find out every detail of the entire universe

  5. Realize the credits are rolling

  6. See a name I kind of recognize

  7. Wonder where I've seen that make before

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[–] 01189998819991197253 5 points 1 month ago

That was a good book

[–] 01189998819991197253 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And then white collar employees will be out of jobs, because they couldn't do their jobs without a computer. Maybe that's what he meant.

[–] 01189998819991197253 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Why ban them? What's in them?

[–] 01189998819991197253 26 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Nintendo can fuck off with this ploy. They've sued the living shit out of anyone and everyone, including people just opshop selling retro Nintendo games and consoles; leading to hatred and disgust by, once avid, Nintendo gamers and fans; and now, suddenly, they love the gays? Fuck that lie up their money shitting shitter hole!

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