-Pruples-

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[–] -Pruples-@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Bears fans are going to flip when eberflus is back next year

Can confirm I would literally flip a shit

[–] -Pruples-@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Was kind of insulting that Poles paid big money for his replacement when he's been better in literally every way.

#firepoles

[–] -Pruples-@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Fucking refs

and then Fucking Getsy calling a draw on 3rd and 19 deep in Bear territory. FUCKIN CLOWN

[–] -Pruples-@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

tag'd to watch later

[–] -Pruples-@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Has anyone checked if Elbowmoose had a stroke?

[–] -Pruples-@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Getsy is an asshole. Just a straight up gaping asshole

Thanks for the legit irl lol

But yes Getsy is absolutely the OC equivalent of your mom's floppy torn anus.

[–] -Pruples-@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Collinsworth is GREAT at play dissection and telling you what happened immediately.

lmfao have you literally ever watched a game Collinsworth is commentating on? This literally couldn't possibly be further from the truth.

[–] -Pruples-@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

"I like girls that aren't too bright because you can trick them a little bit. High school girls love me. Fourteen to eighteen, I'm a big star with them. As soon as they, you know, as soon as they mature, after about 18 years old, they start figuring out that, "wait a minute, I know there's better than that out there.""

holy what the shit

yeah...that's.....that's....i can't. I literally can't even. Lock him up.

[–] -Pruples-@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

We need to start a fund to have Collinsworth banned from ever doing anything in front of a camera or microphone that has anything to do with the NFL ever again. I'd donate literally my entire net worth to the cause. How much would we have to pay the NFL to make it happen? Lets fuckin go.

[–] -Pruples-@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I don't understand all the doom and gloom here - we lost to a team we expected to lose to with our backup QB.

No, we didn't. We didn't 'lose to a team we expected to lose to'. We were fucking annihilated in every single possible way by a 2-4 team that also sucks.

But that's just par for the course over the last 4 decades. The real reason for the doom and gloom is that we know there will be literally 0 repercussions for getting fucking destroyed by a bad team on national television.

"Virginia's PISSED!" doesn't mean 'Virginia is pissed'. It means 'Virginia has pissed'.

[–] -Pruples-@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Real talk? Why isn't Old Man Jones out on the street yet? Most players would've been cut 30 or 40 times by now.

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