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[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

lmao using GDP as a meaninful metric -> opinion discarded

also how-compelling face the wall please

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

People like this dude should be shot. Like they're not even capable of being re-educated.

[–] supplier@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Really brutal reeducation camps for people like this. Really annoying when the dumbest person in any given room has everything "figured out" and "proven"

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Counterpoint: Wall

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

we will build an artificial superintelligence capable of simulating 10^100^ versions of roko undergoing communist re-education

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[–] farting_weedman@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Rokos modern life

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Roko's Basilisk is a silly little sci-fi story that its creator calls a "thought experiment" because he considers himself an intellectual. Absolute moron.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

the intellectual we deserve, much like kermit peterson

[–] HorseRabbit@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 year ago

"...which is mainly male due to men because men..."

Truly one of our greatest minds.

[–] farting_weedman@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Ricky: I’m gonna give you this UBI to fuck off.

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Nice! A previously undiscovered species of brain worm!

[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Ngl the being paid to do whatever for 20 years sounds pretty nice

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

I fucking hate nuclear energy types, because their arguments generally boil down to "no we don't have to address the issues inherent in the capitalist system that has led us to the brink of climate collapse, we have a panacea! It's actually not dangerous at all, because the times that it was dangerous didn't count because they were built/run poorly." They never stop to consider that nuclear power plants are built/run poorly because of capitalism and they WILL continue to be dangerous as long as we are driven by a lust for mammon.

And yeah he's also weird about women. Also a dipshit talking about facts while knowing none. He should drown.

[–] HeavenAndEarth@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Obviously this is dumb but it's weirdly more 'progressive' than I expected? Like women would get guaranteed lifetime UBI without restrictions on their behavior?

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[–] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

A belief in true meritocracy based on biological determinism? In my Rational Thinker?

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I fucking love science!

And by that I mean gesturing to mathematics and evolution in an insane attempt to justify my 19th century robber baron views on gender! I am so fucking smart!

[–] kureta@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

This variance and right tail bullshit was popularized by Steven Pinker. He is not insane like what's-his-name "philosopher" (let me Google) Jordan Peterson. But he just smiles and calmly explains "don't be afraid of scientific data. they tell the truth. come closer. look at what they are saying. The data says women and people of color... well don't run away now. be rational. :)"

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I read all of that junk just when it could've been summed up with:

"I've never had intimate contact with a woman in my entire life."

SMH

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

in awe at the phrase "almost prove it mathematically." this is rigorous scientific analysis folks.

[–] HexBroke@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Hey this guy has looked a distribution before, he's got TAILS

[–] HonestMistake_@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have no idea who this is, and I'm sure I never want to know.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

He came up with the dumbest take on AI that scared the stupidest tech bros and they treat it as a Pascal's wager level piece of philosophy

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I wanna invent a device that slaps people every time they say "wokeness"

[–] Candidate@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clearly the people who are responsible for the most worth in the economy are people who tell scary stories about robots, like Roko here, and not maids, grocery workers or waitresses. You can tell because they're paid less, see.

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Hey he also does crypto grifting.

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