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[–] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ffvii is about blonde big sword man and silver big sword man and nothing else.

NOTHING ELSE!

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

And big polygonal tiddies with such low resolution that I have to imagine the cleavage, not a game where the devs go out of their way to put clothes on people so that the character design isn't completely in-your-face about how the game objectifies women.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I love a game about a twink with a THICC sword

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

ASMR squeaky leather gloves reaches out and slowly entices the slender, but firm Cloud. "Don't deny me," Sepiroth softly speaks in an affirming tone, looking longly into Cloud's entracing mako eyes.

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The planets dyin' Cloud! And the people killing it have names and addresses!

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kinda want this on a shirt.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This was a quick and dirty edit I made as a gag. If you plan to do something with the concept I think it would demand a higher-effort edit. There's a lot of subtle detail you'd be able to sneak into those images in the boxes.

Yeah maybe I'll fiddle with some ideas later today.

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

This fucking rules. order-of-lenin

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

dont you know that makes you just as bad as the multi-trillion capitalist company that is currently literally pumping the planet dry? smdh my damn head

[–] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh wow, They really overhauled it? So I am assuming the original FFVII had no crossdressing, where the player was reward the more they got into it, no big corporation directly responsible for the destruction of the planet, or teaming up alongside the Anime Monkey Wrench Gang?

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

And Shinra's ongoing oppression of Wutai from across the ocean definitely has nothing to do with any actual geopolitical relationship. The giant cannon that they have pointed at Wutai? Just a cool gun, no allegories here.

[–] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Blowing up a corporations capital investment that sucks the literal life force out of the planet to condense it into materia and or use it for electricity has always been non political. Smdh tankies making everything political. Midgar is also just a big cool city that just so happens to loom over the slums, no need to read to much into it with a 2 hour video breakdown. Gtg there's a reunion happening with all the cetra, can't wait to go visit the promised land.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Cloud? do you know what clouds make? snowflakes