this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Same piss? That would mean…

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They pissed in two pairs of pants at once?

[–] Persen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Or drank their own piss and pissed themselves again.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Multitasking!

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago

We don't need AI images there's already a stock photo of everything

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I know this is gonna slip out of my mouth at the worst possible time in the future.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hey I like it.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Whippygoatcream@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I stole a phrase from a previous coworker that I have since used in place of "You know what I'm saying?" Or "Picking up what you're putting down."

Now I like to say to people "Do you smell what I'm stepping in?"

I found it hilarious at the time and shamelessly stole the phrase lol

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago