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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 153 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Somehow, this looks less worse than whatever he is now

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 124 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

There's something endearing about a young person trying to look cool by being edgy, completely oblivious to the fact that everyone sees through their facade. When a middle aged man is still trying to look cool by being edgy it's decidedly less endearing.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Ok but he wasn't really a young person 9 years ago

Edit: I thought someone mentioned this was 9 years ago but I don't see where I could have read that, so nevermind. Also, fuck that guy.

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

You clearly didn’t read the entire comment.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Post this at him on Twitter, captioned “you wish your hair was this good”

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[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 131 points 2 years ago

Fuckin' dress like an awkward edgelord, go for it.

When this picture was the worst thing he was known for, his reputation was better than it is now

[–] juergen@lemmy.sdf.org 70 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ngl, this looks way cooler than the current Elon Musk.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That’s clearly Michael Jackson

[–] L0wded_@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

"Permanently removed from the internet forever." Once it's on the internet, it'll be there till the day you die.

[–] Shialac@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

But thanks to modern SEO, Ads and useless algorithms I can't find shit

[–] clb92@feddit.dk 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Once it’s on the internet, it’ll be there till the day you die.

Unless it's something you want to stay. Then it vanishes into the ether, and nobody seems to have it archived anywhere.

EDIT: Join us at !datahoarder@lemmy.ml or /r/datahoarder (unfortunately the datahoarder community is mostly active on Reddit still).

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[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That implies that all your photos disappear the moment you die

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[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 9 points 2 years ago

Sometimes your photos appear only after you die!

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[–] grte@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Hey, tell me, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago

They really missed out in Avatar by not giving his character metal legs.

[–] TetraVega@lemmings.world 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] King3d@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Love me some grandmas boy references.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If only someone had saved it and could upload it again...

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you know full well that's not how the internet works, son

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[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] snooggums@midwest.social 88 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This picture used to exist on the internet, but Musk was able to permanently remove it forever.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago

I wish I could see it just one more time.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

cuz i look like a fkn dooooouche

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[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Barbra Streisand made it so that celebrities can delete things from the Internet permanently

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[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

It's also apparently a Halloween party photo but he did have removed forever from the Internet

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Celeb Halloween party. Honestly, it's pretty dope if he was going for 80s punk(ish). We're the same age and I would have worn that in '89 or so. (Except I was far too broke to sport a coat like that. Fried fries at McDonalds to get my motorcycle jacket, best I could do.)

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[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

not enough hee hee

[–] 0nekoneko7@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] King3d@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

did he ever explain why he hates that photo so much? I think it's kinda dapper with an attitude. Not entirely a bad photo.

[–] clb92@feddit.dk 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably because it looks like he only speaks in anime quotes and brings his plastic replica katana ("well ackchyually, it's a tachi, as you can see because of the way...") when going to the mall with his mom.

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[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

I never saw it again

[–] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Jesus christ. Who ordered the douche sauce with extra douche

[–] Elliot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago

Why ?? This looks far far better than what he looks now i kinda think its cool ngl. Also i do hate elone but this kinda goes hard feels like something depp would wear (i don't know why i made that comparison)

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Such a POS. I'm so glad I changed my mind about dropping $$ on the pre-order for the 3 series.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Damn she’s hot

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