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Methuselah (grandfather of Noah) lived to 969 and didn't believe in Jesus. WHERE IS YOUR JESUS NOW?
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2024
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Wasn't that a translation error and he lived to be 969 months old? That would be just under 81 years.
Many biblical figures from that era were said to have lived hundreds of years
What was the life expectancy in Darwin's time? Like 40-something?
/unshit There was life expectancy at birth and life expectancy. Child mortality was so huge it threw off mortality statistics until after the industrial revolution
Chuck Norris is 8-fucking-4?
I really considered him to be like in the high 60's or smth.
But then again, I still feel like I'm in my twenties.
I object to the last 15 years having existed at all. Didn't happen.
Norris is fitter than Darwin so this checks out.
quality shitpost
It isn't the size it is how you use it.
Jesus walks on water but Chuck Norris swims through land
Yeah well Chuck Norris didn't invent the rolling office chair.
Chuck didn’t have to. When he squats, the Earth rotates under him.
It kind of does that for everybody?
Chuck Norris smiled at me once, now I’m pregnant.