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It's one of my favorite "Bone Apple Tea"s. I like to picture little guerilla fighters inside the brain. It kind of works.

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[–] NPa@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

geordi-no thought criminal

geordi-yes cognitive dissident

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

On a somewhat similar subject, I called myself a "non-binary individual" in a relevant comment on YouTube one time, and this clown tried to respond by saying something like:

"You mean mentally ill individual??? 🀣🀣🀣🀣 ha owned"

But they omitted the word "ill" by mistake and said

"You mean mentally individual??? 🀣🀣🀣🀣 ha owned"

And it hit me in profound ways.

It's like he's saying that my mind has found peace in going against the cisheteronormative patriarchal norms of society's bigoted hivemind such as the gender binary, and that I am strong in being myself. I have gained true "mental individuality" that's disconnected from oppressive structures that the general population and corrupt government pushes. I am not a man or a woman. I am simply me, an individual who escaped from all the overwhelmingly supported influences that tell me that I have to be one of those or the other, and I thank this chud for his accidental validation.

That typo hit me so hard that I contemplated it as a band name even, but nah! Unless... 😳🎸

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Im a cognitive dissident. Fuck cognition.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

YEARS of thinking and still no real world use found for ideas.

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

300,000 years of thought and all we got was the destruction of a planet

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

They've played us for fools!

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

The little guys in my brain that fight for bad ideas I know are bad

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Cognitive deeznuts

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

That's totally the name of some punk band

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

imagining that in tony soprano’s voice rn lol

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Sounds more like Little Carmine.

[–] Darthsenio_Mall@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: