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Almost every single game I play has gravity in it. I can't fucking take it anymore. Every single day I wake and am constantly reminded of gravity. I drag myself to the bathroom to piss and it's gravity, I get dressed and it's gravity, I eat my six bowls of sugarblasted fucko pops and it's gravity.

Even space games are full of planets that are just obvious excuses to shove more gravity down my throat.

"Go play Yakuza, it's great" Oh really? The game on earth? Where everyone is running and falling and stuff? Just another 50 hour excuse to pretend like gravity is normal and natural? Go fuck yourself

I go through my entire day with everything around me constantly under the influence of gravity. I get home, fire up my gaming PC, and what do I find?

All I want is to escape reality, and the last time I tried that a bunch of "medical professionals" literally kidnapped me for seven days. So don't tell me I'm crazy because this gravity thing goes all the way up to the state

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 28 points 1 year ago

Every single day I wake and am constantly reminded of gravity.

Lmao, woke. Opinion invalid.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

see a trailer for a new scifi game

ask fans if the game has woke gravity or not

they dont understand

pull out the atomic rockets web page explaining the differences between between proper space physics and woke gravity

they lol and say "it'll be an epic game, sir"

wait for the game to release

it has woke gravity

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Gamers are the most prosecuted minority on the planet and it's not even close 😔

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some games defy gravity like Dead Or Alive when you push the age slider to 99

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Some of the few gems untouched by the woke crowd.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Gravity wells are just a stinking hierarchy of mass. I didn't consent to being part of this bullshit!

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It seems everyone has a hard time understanding the gravity of this situation.

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Play Eve, loser

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You would either love or hate Gravity Rush 2

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gravity rush is the best fucking sandbox game anyone ever made.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know nothing about it, should I grab the remaster?

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah if it's cheap, it's kind of a messy little game with a disaster zone story, but fly around and throwing shit and fly-kicking goo creatures is rad, it's so much fun.

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder what happened to that zero gravity chinese space FPS.

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

It went woke and then went broke

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm so sick of wokes pushing these new theories like ”gravity” on us. The world is binary, you're either on the ground or you're not, simple as.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

#ImpetusGang4Lyfe

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

So don't tell me I'm crazy because this gravity thing goes all the way up to the state

Dare I say all the way to the world's core

[–] glans@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Yo you should go to the rec centre that's where the other people who have gravity hang out