Me when someone uses my driveway to turn around, but I'm not a scared little piss baby
Me watching my driveway with a loaded AR-15 for when a grubhub driver picks the wrong house I can open fire and be a real MAN
this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2024
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[etches another tally in the wall for the seventh delivery driver killed this week]
You gotta show your true masculine dominance BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY it seems...
I think that's an M2 Carbine :)
Damn liberals don't know they guns they assault bayonet rifles
The assault clipazine is very obvious! Damn libs...
They wan' take ma gosh darn 6000 rounds per minute vibrating buhtplag, they be thinking is a damn minigun
me when someone uses my driveway to turn around (i am very lonely and wanted human interaction)
One time a van full of some ladies pulled up my upper driveway which is never used and at the time was grown over with weeds and had a lot of snow on it and came to my front door and they were looking for the people next door. I was normal about it and didn't shoot them because I don't have cordite and hamburger for brains.
Imagine having a driveway
...did another crazed gammon suburbanite shoot down a random driver?
looking out to the street, peering through nearly closed blinds. watching my neighbor mowing his front lawn side to side. shaking my head, raising the mug to my frowned lips.
this city.
these people.
they are shrouded in darkness.
You have a driveway?
Our driveway 
Pissbabies can’t even handle people ringing their doorbell
is this in reference to anything in particular?
look at this guy with a driveway