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I wish Woody Allen had been a gerontophile his whole life, instead of a pedophile. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 years ago by actionjbone@sh.itjust.works to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz
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[–] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Granted, he's now molesting your grandma

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

And my grandma is one happy woman, you better believe it.