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[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 39 points 2 years ago

Just keep him away from the child processes

[–] bearfootbees@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I for one, will advocate for the separation of kernel and church.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 19 points 2 years ago

Except if it's a monolithic kernel.

[–] pizzaiolo@slrpnk.net 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] sudo@lemmy.today 23 points 2 years ago

"Pope" is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago

godo (God do)

[–] Aram1s@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago
[–] TheEntity@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago

No, keep the child processes away from him!

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Someone get Keanu on the phone