chapotraphouse

I'd start a campaign that the current regime is responsible for the sanctions (that forced the demotion of the planet to dwarf planet) and that overthrowing the government will turn it into a freedom and democracy-loving satellite of ~~Amerika~~ Earth will return it's planet status.

I'm bringing my fellow space brethren @Ceres@hexbear.net and @Red_Eclipse@hexbear.net here as well.

i would simply show the people of Pluto a shaky phone recording of Hamilton that i snuck in on a flash drive and let the magic work

#PlutoLibre ✊

I'll tell Mickey

color revolution / coup in charon

By the time I was done space-dropping propaganda pamphlets and creatively edited pictures of Pluto in compromising positions it would cease to be a dwarf planet.

I'd go for the leader of Pluto by having a CIA team led by Wile E. Coyote and Marvin the Martian recruit a team of exiled Plutonian bourgeois to attempt hundreds of different assassination schemes. The most ambitious would be trying to get the leader to run into a brick wall that we painted to look like a attractive woman at a tunnel entrance. If that doesn't work, we'll try dropping pianos, safes, and anvils on him from five story book depositories. Hopefully the blowback should be minimal.

We'll solicit public support at home for this through a propaganda campaign cooked up by think tank intellectuals connected to the ACME corporation. When we take back the country for freedom, ACME will assume ownership of 78 percent of current state-owned assets and enterprises.