It's honestly fucked up that they have legs, like it does not fit into their design, just be content with having wings and little stubby feet please
chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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No fuck you I'm leggy
LEGGY OWL LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
While you were learning to fly I studied the blade.
Oh god oh fuck
but why??? what have i done to deserve this???
(Nervously) Heyy... Dirt_Owl! You're alive and not in jail. I swear it wasn't me who ratted on you to the highway patrol! W-who does that?? I'm sure whoever they are, they understand now that owls are good at catching rats, and are feeling truly contrite and kind of scared and wondering if the highway patrol officers are okay
Jokes on you I don't got an ass
a bird just took a shit right into my open trunk
was it you?? is this your first volley???