Programmer Humor

At work they just call me: "Put those pens back and get outta here; you were fired weeks ago!"

My friends call me "Please fix my printer".

Tech Priest Litanizer

software engineer (engineer for short), software developer (dev/developer for short), software designer (although that last one sounds weird). the job is a lot more than programming, depending on your position it can be mostly communication or mostly engineering or mostly something else entirely. maybe even mostly sitting on your ass all day!

Code whispers

Sorcerer of servers

Is "Sir" too much to ask for?

If you call a dev a programmer and they don’t get huffy they are hands down one of the raddest people you’ll ever meet.

Deputy assistant senior vice president software engineering manager

As someone who is in tech… not sure, either.

Even in the trade myself for 30 years, I have nfc. Probably not Engineer (by itself) though.

My dad had the rare chance to name his position whatever he wanted, but the higher ups still rejected his choice of Grand Poobah.

Mr Tibbs

Serious question, not a native speaker: Why do people in the Anglosphere refer to mostly-software companies as tech companies, or to software developers as tech workers?

I usually go by "fuck you". Like someone yells out of their cube "who's goddamn code is this?!?! Ah, fuck you"

Also codemancer

H. Daddy

Bit Banger

or A,B,C,G