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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's going on with her? I heard she was missing. is it like cool kindapped by revolutionary pirates missing or something boring like she's hiding out in Montenegro doing coke in a 15th century castle?

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

...What?

Edit: I'm... a bit shocked reading your comment and now I'm curious myself.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I did a quick lookup. Looks like it's just the usual "public figure hasn't been seen in public for a few weeks so they must be (CHOOSE ONE: Fed to dogs by Kim, Executed by the CCP, eloped with Bigfoot, secretly The Mothman) bullshit"

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well there's the added oddness that she's been "recovering from a surgery" since December which sounds a little odd to me considering the royal family had her in front of cameras within hours of giving birth to each of her kids. Plus that bizarre edited/ai generated picture of her and her kids that had all sorts of obvious issues like a green garden in full bloom in February and the classic ai finger gore.

I'm not conspiracy brained but I'm having a little fun with this one since it's a rare conspiracy theory that isn't immediately just antisemitic

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I pick "secretly The Mothman"!

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago