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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me, putting a chain around the neck of a CNBC column writer: You're not being strangled, you're just suffering breathing dysmorphia

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your oxygen levels are doing relatively well. There's plenty of oxygen all around you.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Love how all that shit Xi has been doing in China

  • No foreign owned media
  • Stop driving people insane with social media posturing
  • We need to in source our battery and silicon chip production cause it's central to our economy

Is suddenly a really good idea in the West.

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

even if they're doing relatively well

"Even if"? If you're not doing relatively well, and you feel that you're not doing well, then you have a realistic view of how you're doing, and by definition do not have "money dysphoria". This fake thing that they just made up, to the extent that it exists, only applies to people who are doing well and feel inadequate. Poor young people who think they're poor are correct.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And what does it matter if someone is doing "relatively well" if they're still literally living paycheck to paycheck? Or if they're saving such a meager amount compared to inflation that they know for certain they'll never retire?

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exactly. I would argue that if "relatively well" means you're paycheck to paycheck with no end in sight, then it doesn't matter that you're doing as well as or better than your peers. Your financial health relative to the average is irrelevant if the average person is also doing poorly. If most people had cancer, you could argue that having a melanoma is better than having stage 4 pancreatic, but you wouldn't say that you're healthy just because your cancer is less detrimental than the average.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

It's an extremely "let them eat cake" statement.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These are the headlines that we will project on the wall before ordering them to face it

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

This is a little bit “shaming younger readers for daring to feel economically strained” and a little bit “telling older readers the kids are doing fine, feel free to continue being an economic sociopath.”

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Crypto man told me to pick the wealth mindset, okay I'm applying it...and I'm wealthy now? (no)

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Fuck oooooooooff

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago
[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is partially true tbh. You would be surprised how many people make six figures and still consider themselves living paycheck to paycheck.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Damn, someone should give me a six figure salary so I can test this

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Sometimes that poor financial planning, sometimes that’s living in a high COL area where your rent or mortgage is nearly your entire paycheck. Especially if that’s a family income and not an individual. I still wouldn’t cry crocodile tears over them but I can see how that happens.

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Doing well in relation to what, Jessica?

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago
[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Ok, thanks for the input Mrs Dickler

[–] wombat@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

we may have to start making excuses for the lack of terror

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

This is why I do origami with my dollar bills

[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago