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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Panamanap@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

One-a day i was going to malta to-a big-a hotel. In the morning i go-a down to eat a breakfast. I tell-a waitress i wanna 2 pieces of toast...

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[–] Chocolemon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[–] vivavideri@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

TAKE ME.. TO.. THE BAGEL SHOP!

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can't believe we like the moon hasn't shown up yet, although they eventually sold out--not that I would've done differently in their shoes. Make some random flash vid and quiznos chucks a bunch of money at you, why tf not?

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[–] StickyDango@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Milk and cereal, milk and cereal, milk and cereal, cereal and milk!

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[–] kagrocery@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Mine is: “A wagon fulla pancakes? In the chanpeenship? I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TWY!!”

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I put a dildo up my ass and it flew out like a bird with bacon in its teeth

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"You make me hold your hand for stupid reasons!"

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[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

APPLE JUICE! FOR HALF PRICE!

[–] daellat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel great, I feel great, I feel great!

I feel bad.

[–] SandLight@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I'm unwatchvable. I can't remember my legs!

[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I never understood the YTP thing. It was not funny or interesting in any way.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] Cloaca@mtgzone.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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