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[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

boy i tell ya i hate nancy

its a beautiful day....yay

[–] TommySalami@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure I can still quote the Cloak from beginning to end if you catch me at the right time. I'm horrified by how old the video is now...

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[–] Chocolemon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[–] vivavideri@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

TAKE ME.. TO.. THE BAGEL SHOP!

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can't believe we like the moon hasn't shown up yet, although they eventually sold out--not that I would've done differently in their shoes. Make some random flash vid and quiznos chucks a bunch of money at you, why tf not?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hate that they sold out, because that dumb Quiznos song is one of those things that somehow got stuck in my brain forever.

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[–] StickyDango@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Milk and cereal, milk and cereal, milk and cereal, cereal and milk!

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[–] kagrocery@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Mine is: “A wagon fulla pancakes? In the chanpeenship? I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TWY!!”

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I put a dildo up my ass and it flew out like a bird with bacon in its teeth

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"You make me hold your hand for stupid reasons!"

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[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

APPLE JUICE! FOR HALF PRICE!

[–] daellat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel great, I feel great, I feel great!

I feel bad.

[–] SandLight@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I'm unwatchvable. I can't remember my legs!

[–] Cloaca@mtgzone.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

At first I was mad.

Then I was offended.

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[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I never understood the YTP thing. It was not funny or interesting in any way.

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