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[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

For years my buddy would answer calls with "current location sperm bank, you jack it we pack it. How can I help you?"

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How can you know they're calling if they're blocked?

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

You haven't seen a number come up "Unavailable?"

That's what they mean.

[–] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Welcome to Patricia's used panties

We sell em, you smell em.

Are you calling to buy or to sell?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Joe's abortion clinic. No fetus can beat us!

[–] THE_ANTIHERO@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago

The last two are something i can see myself using .

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

some joke veering into removedphobia, and a line from the simpsons, you kill em, we grill em, wow! #halloffame

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Had a friend who’d say “Helga’s House of Pain…”