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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon goes on a tinder date (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 6 points 2 years ago

Remember ... these are the people saying "yes" to spending time with OP.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did this person forget what Tinder is for?

Who cares if she runs a puppy mill or was lead programmer for Doom and Quake before giving several high profile high tech investment failures?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If your girl has great hair, a sultry voice, and a critically-reviled shooter they delayed into irrelevance by switching engines twice, that ain't your girl, that's John Romero.

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck Romero, Tommy Tallarico’s mom is very proud of him.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Harris saying "I know you're watching this, I've seen you comment on videos with a hundred views" might be the hardest anyone has ever been known.

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Harris is a treasure.

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Neat, wanna fuck?

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Don't you mean neet (not in education, employment, or training) 😂

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

If they have the financial stability or storage due to other things, I don't see the problem

[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 1 points 2 years ago

Said no one ever.

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, nice meeting you. Have a nice life. Goodbye.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 2 years ago

Y'all need to recognize the signs of rich parents better.

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This is my coworker, she's a new hire, actually seems cool though.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works -3 points 2 years ago

Translation "im lazy as fuck and dont wanna job or money"