Wow I'm so happy for Optimus and his family I know they've been trying for years.
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2024
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This isn't heartwarming, trucks only do this if they're in extreme distress
The actual context for this is her trucker husband died before their child was born and it was a memorial photo
Did he die due to trucking?
IIRC it was American healthcare
Also it's really not that weird that people romanticize the thing they are isolated with for days at a time that is also the source of their family's livelihood
that's a european truck though
Trucks can move from one place to another
Shocking but true
They're not typically known for crossing large bodes of water.
They crossed over on the Bering Land Bridge during the ice age
Hes now trucking long hours away from his family in the big expressway in the sky 
now I feel bad about making fun of it.
you should always feel bad all of the time
that's what communism is all about
I've seen enough Transformers rule 34 to know where this is going.
Optimus Prime has a pregnancy fetish that's why he's kneeling - weak in da knees
he's the daddy, she's gonna give birth to a bouncing baby tonka truck
Then she gives birth to a Kei truck and he asks for a paternity test.
This website is perverted.
So says the "glans"
Every day we stray further from the light of ~~God~~ Cybertron.
I'm more concerned with how this doesn't phase me...at all.
"I thought you said you had protection!"
"Yeah I got seatbelts!"
"..."
"And airbags."
This is what conservatives want to return society to.
Truck nuts made me a truck cuck.
Do not lewd the truck.
I'm gonna fuck that truck 
I wanna know what the symbolism of the high heels on the step is
the symbolism is that the husband is cheating
A child born with the Spark of an autobot. Truly a divine conception.
"Giving birth to the MAC-ssiah" or "Madonna del Car-to"
I was thinking the same thing.
"Human-skin-truck-babayyyyyyyy"
I don’t know what the words are yall
imagine fucking a truck 
now fucking a train 
Awwww 
The queen is pregnant with the royal heir of the Truck Empire, King of Causeways, long may he sit upon the Seat Belted Throne
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