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"B-but I wrote out his entire backstory..." (media.kbin.social)

submitted 1 year ago by PugJesus@kbin.social to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"The goblin is pointing a small dagger at you, but you see fear and sadness in his eyes. This is because-"

"I cast immolate!"

rolls a 20

[–] teft@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You aim too low.

I cast

METEOR SWARM

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

Goblin't

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, technically all goblins have backstories. Most of them just don't have backstories that involve getting proficiency in dex saves.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't worry I roasted his family and friends too so they won't be sad!

[–] Setarkus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well aren't you a kind soul

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago

The best thing I've heard about when players murder your darling NPCs is to just retcon anything you haven't given away yet. That wasn't the mouthy barfly who was about to drop a paragraph of expository dialogue, she's actually right... Here!

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago

Oh no! the last remaining soul who knew the hiding place of a holy avenger... guess it's lost forever.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

https://youtu.be/AVKB1XaRcA8