Sometimes a big fart releases the pressure and buys you some more sleep time.
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The other times you shit the bed
And pee yourself
that's a life pro tip right there
Penis: it’s fucking time
Certainly makes it hard to pee
It's not exactly hard to pee; I can pee up into my own face just fine. However, I do not want to do that. I want it to go into the toilet, and that is hard when it's hard.
I mean, it is kind of hard to push the stuff through initially when the thing is hard. But I guess you're right that aiming becomes a bigger issue.
And hopefully you dont snooze off to waterly dreams
Don’t go chasin’ waterfalls
Eh, I was going to shower anyway.
Make the bladder gladder.
Sometimes it happens that I dream I actually woke up and am staring at the wc...
Is it even possible? I mean, your bladder would probably scream so loud that the brain would give up
I don't know what this meme is trying to say, pee is stored in the balls after all.
The bladder tells the balls that it's time
Every single goddamn day... It doesn't matter when I need to be up, that time can change, and no matter what I always have to pee one hour before I need to be up.
I hate my brain more than anything in the entire universe, but my bladder is a close second lol
Biological clock in action
This was me this morning and I hate it.
Only this morning? Lucky bastard.
Certainly feels eternal at 6:50. On the bright side, if you decide to get up and answer nature's call, the feeling of slipping back under the already-warm covers is unbeatable.
And then you're 20 minutes late for work because you fell back asleep
Yeah, 20 if I'm lucky 😞
I am almost never able to get back to sleep after "answering the call." It's like the brain get a signal to start working.
It happens to me too, but I'm always grateful if I have even a few minutes to shut my eyes again. They usually feel dry/irritated because I'm a night owl and don't give myself enough time to sleep.
Every damn morning