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[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm so happy we are extracting more and more material from the earth and using a metric fuck ton of water for this brilliance and usefulness. We live in the future and it's beautiful.

[–] CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

You're clearly lacking Scadillity

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Scadillity sounds like some sort of word used by pompous late 19th century bankers trying to explain why people should vote for McKinley: "Commerce, prosperity, and scadillity! Free silver will only bring you resspondamess and ruin!"

[–] Sopje@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As cute as its responses can be, we should really put it to sleep.

[–] morte@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Dont cyberbully the robot 😤

[–] heartheartbreak@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (9 children)
[–] RION@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

im intelligemce blob-no-thoughts

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

scorpion rat

I'm the scorpion rat of flexiinamce

[–] panopticon@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

im scadillity

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Resopionsincs

Responsible piss antics bathroom

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I'm Emplality

[–] christian@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I'm the capital I masquerading as a lowercase L in ScadiIlity. No one will ever know.

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I'm flecalibibtss to a fault.

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I want to be Replidalince because I love the way it sounds out loud

might actually be the little blue cloud with eyeballs though (top right of Intelligemce)

relbbiity, of course

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Resspondamess, haha, hell yeah brotherskeleton-guns-akimbo

[–] edge@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't think ChatGPT itself can actually generate images, it likely sends prompts to DALL-E.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

It would be funny if ChatGPT changed the images and eventually DALL-E grabbed those altered images to generate even more fucked up images and ChatGPT started complaining its content was getting ruined and plagiarized by DALL-E.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Me asf asking a 3 year old kid what she wants for dinner:

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gonna read these out loud as self-compliments.

What am I good at? Well I have a lot of scadillity, for starters.

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

never leave the house without replidalince

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Putting these on my next job application

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Putting on my LinkedIn profile that I have a PhD in Resopionsincs.

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago
[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lately I’ve been having dreams like this—like I’m watching muted TV with closed captions, and they’re all complete gibberish like this.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

According to the tv series "Evil" - people can't read in their dreams.

The next night, however, Kristen foils the demon, who has introduced himself as George. She tapes a sign on the ceiling above her bed, and, after George slices off one of her fingers, she stares up. "I can't read it!" she says in relief—he's only a night terror, since, she explains, Wernicke's area, the part of the brain that interprets language, is dormant during sleep. "Well, if I don't exist, then this won't hurt," George says, raising his knife and stabbing her in the heart, as she wakes up gasping.

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Related - Blue checks are bad wherever they are. - Hexbear

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I've read in my dreams. It's doable, but the writing/text tends to be very unstable - if I try to go back and reread something I read just a moment ago, it will say something slightly different.

[–] morte@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

It's doing its best 😔

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

This is pretty much my dyslexic ass trying to spell without assistance.

[–] Moonworm@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

it's getting better at letters

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Tag yourself. I'm big on Scadillity

my words on the 3rd toke

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

lmao imtellignet robot doesnt know where the heart is its not in brian dumdum

[–] BennyHill500@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Honey wake up, new thallasin emotions just dropped humber