If you hadn't pissed on Thatcher's grave making bad vibes she wouldn't have died during her abdominal surgery and wouldn't have had to put out an AI photo to trick the gammon she's still kicking.

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[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She had to go to Turkey to get dental care and they accidentally gave her the leg-lengthening surgery and everyone is terribly embarrassed.

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait I thought she got a BBL

[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

Butt is legs

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

longer legs is basically the same thing right

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

illuminati 'the iceberg goes deep, stay curious!'

[–] catonkatonk@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

You're welcome.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

it's actually her husband who's missing/dead. she of course got transed by the woke mafia and is now going around as prince william.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The British royal family needs the Romanov treatment

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Theory:

Her husband realised they weren't in fact brother and sister and killed her in shame of diluting his magic flag cum/blood. Her body's been hacked up and buried all over their stupid fucking castle.

In, like, a month, a corgi will unearth a finger bone.