I don't like avocados. I've literally never had avocado toast.
And somehow I'm not a millionaire.
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I don't like avocados. I've literally never had avocado toast.
And somehow I'm not a millionaire.
try it with salt they are yummy with salt
Have you tried getting a 10 million dollar loan from daddy?
How to be a millionare by 30:
I have seen many adverts rich people make so heres a schedule:
Wake up at 4am
Get dressed 4-5
Go to gym 5-7
Get changed 7-8
Eat breakfast 8-8:30
Read newspaper 8:30-9
Work 9-12
Lunch 12-13
Hit the club 13-17
Dinner 17-18
Club again 18-?
Do these and you will be a billionare in no time. If you are an older gentleman replace the club with golf.
Have you considered supplementing your income by committing massive fraud?
You need to start by making small changes to your daily habits, and build up to massive fraud. If you try to do it all at once the habit wont stick.
I dont know about that. Small crimes get prosecuted. Big crimes? You just pay a fine that's less than what you made.
I'm thinking "big crimes" is probably better overall. Might as well just start there.
Small crimes from small fish. You can only take money from people who have less than you, that's how the fraud system works. So you gotta ramp up your frauding slowly.
I was attempting to be facetious and mimic the self help type advice you see about daily habits, but yes, if you want to get away with it, bigger is probably better.
After making coffee at home and figuring out exactly the way I like it to be made, I hardly ever consider rolling the dice on one if I can help it. Getting it while out and about is only for when I have no other choice (not being home for a long time). The cost savings are just gravy.
First off, I want my coffee first thing. So I make it at home so I don't have to be dressed and already up.
I don't think I have access or motivation for the amount of fraud that would make me rich in the short term. I'll keep my ears open, though.
Have you considered not eating? Cutting down on the breakfast, lunch and dinner could potentially save a lot of money.
Also, if you don't sleep and work three jobs, 24h a day, you'll certainly make much more money. It's the little things, really