the hottest woman you have ever seen
she doesn't have tits the size of jupiter
the WOKES are RUINING gaming by turning all the WOMEN into MEN
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Literally a super model
Gamers: Um actually she is a UGLY LESBIAN because she doesn't have Wendy Bazongas level booba
the gamers are truly not ok
Thing is Lara was canonically lesbian in the originals, but it was good because 
It's bad now because she's got a more reserved character design and her sexuality is being taken seriously.
turning all the WOMEN into MEN
Critical support to the wokes
going to pay a pet gamer to find 'unattractive women' so i can play matchmaker with lesbians
Keep me posted comrade
You know it's serious if kristina is switching teams.
Counterpoint: you can be so fuckin gay and so fuckin straight at the same time
I do enjoy how they probably spent a while trying to find the most unflattering picture possible.
The shader does looks buged. Like its trying to model transparency or some sort of fancy ligth effect, but the relevant texture file is missing.
The person that made the post was adamant that it didn't matter what lighting she was in and was a thoroughly unattractive character.
Now im confused. Shouldnt she look exactly like what this wierdos whan women to look?
Booba need to be at least twice as large, but in a classy way.
I've decided that gamers aren't real. There's no way they can have such unreal ideas about women and also be real. They're aliens from the planet Glorp-Slorp 5 which is a planet made entirely out of 12 year old boy hormones.
The changeling ocean of ooze in DS9 but it's just hormone slurry.
yea 
Well given this is what classic Lara Croft looks like maybe the issue is that she's not pointy enough.
Now that's what I'm talkin about
If classic Lara came out today gamers would be pissed because her design was based off Neneh Cherry and black woman bad.
That's an impressive piece of trivia. The appearance of the character that travels around the world stealing antiquities from burial grounds was created by lightening up the skin tone of a Black woman? It's like an appropriation gobstopper.
Toby Gard originally wanted Lara to be named Lara Cruz and be a latam mercenary but then it changed to her being more like Indiana Jones.
Damn, I'm right there with ya tina, I just hope the voice actor doesn't sound like someone from the aristocracy
I have some bad news about the character
Tomb Raider reboot where Lara was raised in Luton public housing
She could literally kill me
well you see, woman is attractive if she have big boobs and wears revealing clothing. woman is not attractive is she does not have big boobs and/or does not reveal them
I want her to break me
Woke is when no big boobs
y'all remember when pro gamers lost their shit over Aloy in HZD/HFW having fucking Vellus hair?
Just install the inevitable titty mod, it's okay.