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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago
[–] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I FAILED SEX ED AND I DON'T SATISFY WOMEN SEXUALLY - I yell loud enough for everyone to hear.

[–] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I went through the comments and found him tweet about "phallic order" gonna add that to my lexicon I suppose.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Little fucking THING on the top of the vajayjay is NOT real my WIFE does NOT HAVE ONE

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

These guys are living in Indiana Jones and The Clitoral Holocaust

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

This is it folks, we’ve reached peak Poe’s Law.

[–] Wake@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago
[–] Frank@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

That is a sentence.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I give you the most unfuckable man in the universe

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago
[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

i searched for the original context and it makes it even funnier

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If this is a bit it’s very funny, if it isn’t it’s still very funny but now also a tragedy.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

First as tragedy but simultaneously as farce

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Vagina's are basically just inverted penises, so if you eat pussy, you're actually eating dick. and that's pretty gay.

However the inverse is also true. So if you suck dick, you're sucking pussy, and that makes you an alpha.

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

where is the synthesis? are bi people the true alphas?

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Bi comrades have achieved true wisdom that one is as good as the other.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Second image "have you never seen a vagina??"

Seriously, vagina and vulva are two different things people. If you're looking for the clit in the vagina... you're... you're doing it wrong.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Does this guy tweet about anything else? Does he make himself being bad at sex his whole personality?

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

This would be a motherfucker of a bit if there wasn’t ample precedent for this sort of thing being totally unironic

Wtf is phallic order? This can't be a real person?

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago
[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

I wish chaos dragons were real and literal, and brought genuine oppression and terror into the lives of these gentlemen

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago
[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago
[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

What is the clitorial truth

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago
[–] Egon@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Big Clit don't want you to know this

[–] DanComrd@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU RUB IT AND IT FEELS GOOD?! rage-cry

[–] fox@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago
[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Licking the Big Lie

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The little like above the picture means this is a reply or continuation of a longer post lmao

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

when they came for the labia, I did nothing

Imagine telling on yourself like this

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[–] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Could’ve fooled me if you told me Ben Shapiro said this.

[–] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ive never had sex with someone that has a vagina but ive like, seen porn. the clitoris is right there. its literally visible. an undeniably present physical phenomena like the blue appearance of the daytime cloudless sky. is this guy trying to fool exclusively small children to make them annoying to everyone around them or what? or does he live somewhere that practices FGM as the norm? im honestly confused as to how this worldview could possibly develop. you'd have to resign to die on the hill of 'the ancient greeks knew better' before ever seeing porn or even a medical textbook.

I've never seen one in real life and every single video is edited smuglord

[–] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It is a small target to hit at at a high rate of speed in a kinetic situation. It is not difficult in a true sense. It just requires skills practicing with my home equipment had not taught me to master.

Like, on my first encounter I didn't even know where anything was. It is physically in a diffrent spot than mine and I never realized.

[–] DanComrd@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I'm the people's clitores strongest soldier rat-salute-2

[–] HeavenAndEarth@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Post-leftism and its consequences

[–] jayWL@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Anegdote time

Cis dude here. A few years ago, while out drinking with an old friend, also a cis man, he asked me if female orgasms are real. I am not some sex icon, but I've had a relationship going for a few years by that time (and still going on now, we're close to 10 years) so I guess he trusted my advice... And yeah, he had no idea what a clitoris was. Dude was in his late 20s and seemingly didn't even know his partners could have enjoyed sex, and only reason he cared this time around is because he hoped to continue seeing this woman long term. Fucking bizarre

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

The bit of all bits.