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[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 20 points 2 years ago

Not always. Sometimes they are just looking to unload them onto someone else:-P.

[–] xkforce@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's really no such thing as a purely ionic bond. Even Cesium and Fluorine form bonds that have a non-zero amount of covalent character to them. Just like there's no such thing as a naked proton in the liquid or solid phases.

[–] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

More like every molecule has a somewhat communism bond.

PS: also don't forget to take your daily dosage of Vitamin C

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

Ah yes that is ironic.

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Oh fuck you. Here's your upvote.

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Alot of them share at least, and some even go on dates(ive bonding)!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

A solid bond can survive electron theft, as long as the victim stays positive.

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

It's always the same. They start dating and become completely different. Stop hanging out with their old friends and the like. They sometimes even change states.

[–] yeah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I sent this to my scientist as meme sharing love language and he's gone on an enormous rant about how wrong it is. That's the last time I try and share anything ionic. (Although apparently sharing ions is fine etc etc blah blahrant)

[–] nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Pls send rant

[–] THE_NIGHTMARE@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Two hydrogen atoms sitting at a bar. One of them suddenly panics out loud - "Hey! I just lost an electron!"
The anion next to him smiles at the hapless naked proton's misfortune. He the one that done took it. Negative asshole that he is.