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These ladies are obviously the coolest most brutal noisegrind band on the planet, so what is their band name?

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[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So funny how the right just totally alienates the service economy which is bigger than standard labor because unless you're doing backbreaking work you're not a worker, I tell the cashier ringing me up who's got two kids and 2 hours of sleep.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I go out of my way to be nice to cashiers.

Also, always tell your busdriver thanks for the ride

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

love people like that. a year and a half ago i was working at a local grocery store and a lumpenprol gen x/boomer told me he was exhausted after his shift, so i agreed with him and he just scoffed at me and was like, "are you kidding me kid? exhausted from here?"

i was working 40+ hours a week to finance living expenses and college, which was 30+ hours of classes/studying, plus spending 6 hours a week commuting by bike, and he couldn't consider i work hard?

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Depending on where you are in the service industry, you'll still be doing heavy lifting. Like when Target tries to get cashiers to pick up shifts in the loading dock (sans dock pay).

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

standing up for hours at a time under headache inducing fluorescent lightning and long lines from intentional under staffing while the same 20 corporate pop songs play and 1 in 5 people are inconsiderate assholes who degrade you for the way you bag their shit has to be a form of torture

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Wamens, amirite fellas?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The gal on the left gives me gender envy :/

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[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

She looks like this girl who used to hang out with my sister and later became a hippy.

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

POV: You're about to hear some of the worst opinions ever

atlantic-council

[–] buh@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

truly if the number of fedoras or white men wearing bowties in a room is greater than zero, it's gonna be a nightmare.

the only exception is weddings, where the maximum appropriate number of bowties is two. one for each groom. Fedoras remain unacceptable.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Weird. The picture doesn't have any cis white men sitting in a truck with Oakleys on.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

dae woman BAD dae le woman with nontraditional hair BADDER

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

insert some shit about aposematism

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

i'm sitting here just trying to enjoy my non-political video games and the fucking woke developers keep giving women bangs

what the FUCK i'm shaking and crying rn

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, I am seriously going to name my new band this but maybe in Norwegian?

Vi Er En Ugle

Does that work lmao?

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Vi er en ugle, du er sola jeg er månen

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[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

We Are ~~Devo~~ Femo

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They are about to here the worst opinion ever.

Band names

  • "Legitimate political violence"

  • "Stairway full of Glass"

  • "Tectonic cacophony"

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Legitimate political violence

Oooh I like this one

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

"yeah, you know me!"

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

so what is their band name?

Ram_The_Manparts

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

POV: You are the future 44th POTUS in college, and you just read Marx

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tbf this may not be entirely wrong, I know a lot of women who look like that and most of them are Slava Ukraini Hillary voters who think they're radical communists cuz they went to one BLM march and support free weed and legal college.

[–] PapaEmeritusIII@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It’s wrong because it’s a shitty misogynistic meme that judges women based on appearance

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Hexbear definitely does the same thing sometimes though come on. There is a specific visual "type" that Hexbear also dunks on.

maybe-later-kiddo

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[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh no I agree.

But I don't think we do much better when it comes to judging people by their appearance, we got plenty of meme mocking CHUDs and pretty crackers for how their look.

[–] PapaEmeritusIII@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s because there is a difference between mocking the appearance of CHUDs and petty crackers vs. mocking the appearance of random women we know nothing about.

(When I say appearance I am referring to fashion and style, not body characteristics which are ofc never okay to mock)

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was referring to their fashion and style, just saying I know a lot of turbo Libs who look like this.

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[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is obvious the youth division of Starfleet, with suspenders as uniforms

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[–] Angel@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell me that the one in the middle has pronouns 🥺👉👈

[–] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Is this redscare pod?

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

POV: You are about to die in the mosh pit

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

They look like they are about to tell me something sensible and important like "I'm sorry, but the bridge ahead is currently unsafe for travel".

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Horizon Red Star

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Destroy Create Destroy

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

POV: When the Sun is kinda bright and you need to squint

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Bang Brigade

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Fentanyl Mutant would be a pretty cool name for a noisegrind band.

[–] Naal@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

wym this is literally boygenius

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I want to do a crusty grind project called International Chicago Maoist Choir

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