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[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Here's a silk dispenser too. Do whatever you want with it... catch prey, fly around in the air currents whatever the fuck. Just don't tell the boss i hooked you up

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

You could even use it as a scuba tank if you want

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

8 eyes but still with really shitty vision. Spiders got scammed.

[–] DeviantOvary@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not all. Jumping spiders and wolf spiders took all the good eyes and ran away with them.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 2 years ago

I once spent nearly my entire lunch break on a construction site watching a tiny jumping spider hunt. That was awesome.

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 years ago

Spiders are just failed crabs. Or possibly in-process crabs.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Um... do they have 8 of anything, ah, else?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 24 points 2 years ago

asking for a friend

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

You want spider-man powers? Fine, here you go. Lets call you a... well you're not a man... OK lets call you spider.

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

If you say "Here's your large number of things", I can forgive the error, but if you spell out "Here is your large number of things" instead of "Here are..." I shake my head.