Or to attract mates ;)
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Great, now the angels be boning. Look what you've done!
Do not be afraid.
An Angel visited Mary and then she has a "virgin birth", what do you think happened?
"Did you ever notice how in the Bible, whenever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?" -Thomas Daggett, the Prophecy
And something out there preys on them?!
Probably some ancient human with power armor or a flying aircraft. There's not too much to think about when picturing angels
Realizing angels and God are evil is what made me come to the conclusion it's all a lie and leave Islam.
the ever present fact that satan punishes evildoers, yet he's called evil
Excrucians!
I have never thought about the possibility of fried angel before
The answer I needed π
Si it was the orphanim?*
If only autocorrect would evolve.
The implication being that this isn't your first thought on eating angels.
Been watching Hasbin Hotel? They have that whole Surprisingly hopeful song that veers into them.
Charlie tries so hard.
There's a reason why every encounter with an Angel starts with them saying "Do not be afraid."
Oh! Itβs like when youβre scared af but you gotta do it anyway, so you tell yourself βI can do this. Deep breaths. I can do this!β Itβs just angels calming themselves down. I get it.
This is a neat trick to get evangelicals to believe in evolution.
You mean it's canon among evangelicals that humans prey on angels?
"Be not hungry... PLEASE be not hungry."
There's always a bigger fish
So, uhm, who or what is an angel predator?
Someone or something that prays on angels.
Please do pray on them!
If it's intimidating to us... are we the predators?
Why else would the descriptions of angels largely end as humanity exploded in population? just like with aliens, we fucking ate them all
There's always a bigger fish.