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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Really cool that the people running the country have the brains of twelve-year-olds

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

We love it folks a-little-trolling

[–] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

I guess Elon musk was their puppet for this too

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Won't this just backfire on then horribly? How do they honestly expect young voters to react when you ban their treats?

Stupid beyond measure

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When vine shut down, it was basically a fast-content desert for several years. Music.ly wasn’t that great, but it was the only real alternative since most of the other alternatives sucked or didn’t exist, then it got acquired by Byte Dance. American companies learned from that mistake and now they’ve been working on their own shitty TikTok clones

I can’t imagine many people will switch over unless the features are good and creators get to tell their fans to switch before it’s too late

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Libs normally: "Free market competition good"

Libs when company not from USA and is successful: "Not like that! It's obviously a SeeSeePee front to brainwash our kids!"

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So because the government can't control TikTok they'll just pull some Red Scare bullshit out of thier asses and ban it? It's mostly free speech, small government Republicans? 1984

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The government does control TikTok lol. CIA and NATO psyop and intelligence officers are executives, and all the servers are stored in the US and co-managed by American companies .

Either no one briefed the politicians on this and they’re about to set up a banning precedence that could ruin intelligence ops in many countries, or it’s just jingoism and nothing will actually happen to it.

It's mostly free speech, small government Republicans?

No, democrats are very proud and want everyone to know that it’s a bipartisan bill

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dream of a day where a "bipartisan bill" is "everyone gets a home, employment, and a puppy"

[–] whatup@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dems and Republicans: best i can do is prisons, slave labor, and K-9 units of cyborg German Shepherds from Boston Dynamics.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

20235: Elon Musk got inspired by the video game Detroit Becomes Human and gets government subsidies to create humanoid robots with emotions and senses in order to boost demographics. For some reason, the female robots are at an incredibly advanced technological state but the male ones haven’t even gone through the blueprinting process

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Either no one briefed the politicians on this and they’re about to set up a banning precedence that could ruin intelligence ops in many countries, or it’s just jingoism and nothing will actually happen to it.

I think it's doing nothing while having the appearance of doing something.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

has it even passed? can it even pass? maybe celebrate once its banned, Mike.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Seethe and cope

Jelly and peanut butter

Chips and fish

Robin and Batman