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[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Getting banned from Twitch for streaming from my Cracker Box

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Cracker X Box

As a black person, surely I can expect even more heated gamer moments when playing on this one.

Someone playing this doesn't wait to get heated before busting out the slurs

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't decide if that box is ai generated or just british

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Its a real Australian promotion. You can win the cracker X Box if you buy crackers

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Should have been Cheese Puffs or Cheetosobama-sad

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Finally, representation for my kind in gaming

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Worst shape after nacho cheese

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Ivw lost all shame and am just sharing my cracker opinions outside of c/bad now ig

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I dont even know what a crimpy is

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I think it's describing the crimp (ruffled cut) of the biscuit

[–] yoink@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When they release the pizza xbox ill figjt you for it

[–] yoink@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

best be ready to square up soviet-huff

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Once it gets the Red Ring of Death, we can all chant, "Another KKKracKKKa down! Unlimited genocide on the first world!" over XBox Live lobby voice chat

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Hahaha, Shapes

Very original

What's next, a beverage named Wet?

[–] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This dumbass thing doesn't even have a optical drive I can shove the crackers into

[–] goose@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There’s a huge grater for the crackers right there, it takes more effort but it’s worth it

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Those warm oranges and yellows make my brain feel happy chemicals.

[–] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Worsat fucking box ever cant even store the fucking crackers

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it was an original x box I'd be tempted as hell to track one down and then turn it into my emulator console.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I absolutely love any weird re-brand of a game console cause they're like $500. How on earth is it now coming in cracker color or mountain dew green with also a monster energy drink logo gonna make someone decide that NOW they want to buy something that costs half a grand? I also was a retro game collector/buyer seller way back before it was weirder than just dealing with cringe nerds and when valuable weird shit came into my hands I would have the hard choice of making bank or keeping something really cool for myself and ham fisted attempts at corporate synergy was always a fave. I'm also a sucker for bootleg NES cartridges that for some reason gradually heat up if the console is turned on and if played for too long will fucking melt the cartridge. Action 52 is the most notable and still a prized possession and I refuse to see how much it could sell for now. I can't sell it, what if I wanna play Alfred and the Fettuc or Cheetamen?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The fuck flavor is chicken crimpy?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I thought it was an AI image based strictly on that for a bit until I saw it was Australian in the comments and reading their slang is basically Ai Image text anyway

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have any of you ever compared Chicken Crimpys to Chicken-in-a-Biscuit? Are they basically the same?

[–] yoink@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

i had them both as a kid, they're basically the same except chicken-in-a-biscuit is airier, if that makes sense - was definitely a lighter snack, but same flavour for sure