The Onion

“They’re trying to convince me the slaves my ancestors owned were slaves.” does really hit the nail on the head

they were all funny.

i did lol at this one

“The idea that a number could go into another number is inherently sexual, and therefore grooming."

I thought we were learning how to think, but we’re just supposed to blindly assume the Holocaust happened.

I thought The Onion is supposed to be satire. I swear I've heard this one before

I no longer feel any joy when people get killed by the police.

Well, now that's it, they've covered the entire range...

My teacher is a woman.

Dayum, they went there too, huh? :-P

The idea that a number could go into another number is inherently sexual, and therefore grooming.

I bet this one could actually get some traction

I expect my mom will email this to me tomorrow as being real ….

This one had me lol'n pretty hard

“Our school mascot is a safe needle disposal box.”