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Blood-Covered Mark Zuckerberg Informed That Murder He Just Committed Was Not In Metaverse (www.theonion.com)
submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Zuck 100% has some sort of virtual rape/murder dungeon. His real avatar is probably some kind of lizard.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 10 points 2 years ago

Hey now, don’t kink shame

[–] insomniac_lemon@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

On an unrelated note, he's running for president.