Offbeat

1647 readers

34 users here now

Post your funny, weird, strange, or quirky news stories here!

Community Rules

No editorialized titles
No satire news sites (The Beaverton, The Onion, etc...)
No politics
Submissions must be no older than 2 months (i.e. the article should be "recent" news)

Similar Communities

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

114

submitted 1 year ago by TheWaterGod@lemmy.ca to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

10 comments fedilink hide all child comments

Some pretty sour puns in this one 🙃

top 10 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He messed with their bread and butter.

[–] Chuymatt@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

sigh i think this may be a big… dill

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, they're certainly in a legal pickle, now, aren't they?

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He’d better lawyer up, or else he’ll get canned.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, but the whole process will still be cucumbersome

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It was a very jarring situation

[–] SpeedLimit55@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Jarring

[–] tamiya_tt02@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How will he dill with the consequences?

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I really don't see what the big dill is.

[–] owen@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Aside from the great puns, wouldn't this absolutely sear your eyeballs? 🤣