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Wrinkled with little squares? 
Smooth, flowing, luscious, warm from the iron? 
Unironed flags are proletarian
Ironed flags are bourgeois and decadent
I will not be taking any questions thank you
Buying flags is participating in capitalism.
Real proles sit in a dark empty room because fun is bourgeois.
I iron my commie flags but not my pride flags
I hate this
Your problem
steaming can also work
don’t need a steamer, can hang in bathroom while taking a hot shower
the grommets, if present, can be put in shower curtain rings for convenience
if using a machine dryer for clothes, can add flag
or if hanging indoors/outdoors, wet and hang flag
-- I thought we were having steamed clams
-- Oh no I said steamed flags
The clothes iron is a tool of capitalist oppression and my source is that I only ever iron my clothes before a job interview.
If you buy a flag you must carry it into battle so it can become soaked it in the blood of your enemies.
i dont own a clothes iron:(
all you need is a hot knife (stovetop) or a baking sheet (oven) & some patience. 
genius!
sometimes i iron my work trousers instead of running them in the washing machine
is this allowed??? fukin stop me if you can
Trans flags with little square wrinkles pinned on a wall is so ubiquitous that I'm declaring it the standard protocol for display
fuck you I'm gonna become an
anarcho-syndicalist again 
Ironing flags is for straights and fascists.
Who owns an iron in 2024? Couldn't be me.
Why tf do some of you not own irons you can get one from a thrift store for like $5 and you should have one if you ever wear clothes nice enough to have buttons on them
you should have one if you ever wear clothes nice enough to have buttons on them.
Most clothes, even dress clothes, are now wrinkle-free and some shouldn't be ironed at all. This is especially common for women's clothes. I genuinely do not own a single article of clothing that would ever make sense to iron.
Really? Most of my dress shirts say wrinkle free but only one of them actually doesn’t need to be ironed and that one looks like a normal dress shirt but feels like athletic wear
Often I don’t have to iron a whole shirt, but it’s useful to fix a collar
I do not have a single article of clothing with a collar that could be viably ironed.
Okay you get a pass
The rest of you though 
Counterpoint, most wrinkles work themselves out after a couple hours of wear.
if you ever wear clothes nice enough to have buttons on them
why would i do that
To look cute 
sorry im white, if i wear button down shirts i just look like im going to invite you to the local mormon church
But I don't own a flag.
Check mate, liberal.
I don't own a clothes iron
Now why would I own a flag?
If I need to say something, I'll make a banner for the occasion, but what use is a flag to me?
the pride flag on my porch is a nice pop of color in the middle of drab and dreary winter!
Oh hey I hadn't considered that. Gonna have to buy a flag now I guess.
Rainbow's are pretty!
Do what you like with your flag.
Fuckin' centrism
Mine is such low quality, pretty sure it would melt.
Steam your commie flags while you shower like a true prole
If you're not handy with an iron and you don't have a garment steamer/are not going to invest in one (I strongly recommend them though - they are useful things) then remember to use a very low setting on your iron and for extra safety place a clean piece of fabric on top of your flag before ironing.
The fabric will help temper the heat coming from the face of the iron and it will reduce the likelihood of melting or getting weird shiny patterns due to the very tips of the flag's material getting melted down.
Remember that it's better to go slow and steady, using a decent amount of downward pressure, to iron synthetic fabric or blended fabric because if you go too hot it risks irreparably damaging it; you can always increase the heat of the iron if you need to but you can't un-melt your nice flags if you iron them too hot.
I agree! I have my wife iron mine at 5:30 every morning so I can raise it at 6:00.
I ain't straight, why should my pride flag be?...
Because it FUCKING LOOKS BETTER!!
Irons are irrelevant
I was already ironing everything to begin with.
I don't own an iron so I tried the shower trick a few times and it didn't do anything 
I think those plastic-y flags are immune
I don't own any flags.
Does it really matter at the end of the day?
Which one? My proprietary house party flag? My jolly Roger? That weird old Gadsden flag my mom gave me? My vegetarian deer camp one?
